Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Capture Jokes More Capture Jokes

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

milk sheikh

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.