Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

Sandwitch Jokes More Sandwitch Jokes

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

What do you call a middle eastern sorceress?

A sandwitch

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Capture Jokes More Capture Jokes

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.