Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.