What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

High Speed Jokes More High Speed Jokes

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung