What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

High Speed Jokes More High Speed Jokes

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung