What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

High Speed Jokes More High Speed Jokes

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.