Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.