Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership