Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?