Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand?

A mad lib...

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally