Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally