Sarcasm Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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Laughing stalk

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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will i marry you?"

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

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What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A