Sarcasm Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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Asperger Jokes More Asperger Jokes

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!