Sarcasm Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.