Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally