Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking