Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.