Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.