Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.