What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.