It had connections.
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He fingered a minor.
A small medium at large.
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
Because she was illegal.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Because you know he's guilty
Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
You know he did it.
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By going underground
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Embuzzlement!
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Framed.
She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.
You know he's guilty.
A MUGshot.
A prison
Joaquin.
Through the cell wall. :D
His medical license was doctored.
A small medium at large!
Because they are most certainly guilty.
Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.
Life outside of prison.
He was convicted of crepe.
A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)
I'm stumped."
You know he did it
Cell culture.
An escapea
What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.
Prisons are indoors.
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
Because you know they're guilty.
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
A white man makes it to prison.
through the cell wall.
25 years in prison
Treeson.
Because he catches all the snitches!
a free radical..
Toilet paper.
Having to toss everyone's salad
One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
They both turn "o" into "O".
A-salt
The game ends when they catch the snitch
I feel like a kid again
A small medium at-large!
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Prison
Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)
A felonious monk
To do long sentences !
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
Fake money they use in prisons.
He's not a tight end anymore )
He ran out of little boys
Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell
A convent!
One's a pro, and one's a con.
Because he was resisting a rest.
With ConCurrency, of course.
He was charged with battery.
It was a jail-bird !
He had served his sentence.
He held up a pair of pants!
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
They storm the baaaastille.
It hurts when IP.
The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
Because you know they did it.
Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Bedlam
They all get their fair shear
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
Igloos it together.
