Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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