Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Fed Jokes More Fed Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.