Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Small Medium Large Jokes More Small Medium Large Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from jail?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long