Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Where do people with one leg work?

ihop

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Small Medium Large Jokes More Small Medium Large Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from jail?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Fed Jokes More Fed Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.