Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!