What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.