He had a problem with boos.
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Back on crack
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Because he was a quack head
Cold turkey
To get yakisoba.
He was hooked on phonics.
Because he was addicted to Coke.
He was rolling balls.
Because he was a quack addict!
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
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It had a serious drinking problem.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
With Easter eggs.
He tested positive for Coke.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
He thought it was Coke!
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
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He didn't even finish grad school.
A quack head!
because he was smoking quack!