Rehab Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Pibb Jokes More Pibb Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!