Rehab Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

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Phonic Jokes More Phonic Jokes

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Mr. Pibb Jokes More Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey