Rehab Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

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Because they're in-pastas.

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

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