Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.