Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.