Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.