Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy