Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !