Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."