Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.