Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*