Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo