Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "