Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.