What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Sympathizer Jokes More Sympathizer Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.