What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.