Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

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Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

What number is higher than infinity?

420

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

Tennis Match Jokes More Tennis Match Jokes

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court