Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love