Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.