Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Umpire Jokes More Umpire Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

Tennis Match Jokes More Tennis Match Jokes

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love