How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/