How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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