How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

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Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions