Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

D Jokes More D Jokes

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Which do you light first?

The match

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range