Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

D Jokes More D Jokes

What is the biggest battery size?

The D. It's huge.

What do you get from a frozen zombie?

Frost bite. D

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.