So the dishwasher matches the stove.
The dress is white and gold
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Dip it in ranch.
D--Dos
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
A match maiden heaven
Give her a shovel...
Slap her.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.