Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.