Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.