Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.