Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.