What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?