What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What do you call chocolate eggnog?

Nignog. Eh I laughed.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.