Someone pushed her
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Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
None, he fell.
Tequila.
He kept pushing her around.
Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
They push two twins together to make a king.
It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
They push Two twins together to make a King
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Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
Because 0x0 is always 0.
It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.
You push it
You shoot the guy pushing it.
The penguin who pushed him!
A flat major
Just one. They're retardedily strong.
A flat miner
I pushed her.
So it would push back.
Ground beef
Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.
Shoot the guy pushing it.
Push it down a hill.
Can I push your stool in?
A stairorist.
You shoot the guys pushing it.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
Shoot the guy that's pushing it
Because they push back harder.
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
A flat minor.
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
Bernard pushed him under a truck...
Because it's soda pressing.
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
He was pushing the right trigger.
I pushed her
Your bike back
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "
Your mom.
The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
Shoot the people pushing it.
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
They pushed two twins together and made a king.
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!
You push it.
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Push it down hill.
GoT because they push twins together to make a king.
Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
The wheelchair
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
Police police police police police police police police police police police.
None, he fell!
people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
She was running out of things to read.
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
A Nigerian, you racist
Neighbor.
To sharpen the knife
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.
Because they release dopameme!
