How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.