Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.