Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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Why are blacks so tall?

It's because their knee grows.

Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.