Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.