Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.