What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

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What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.