What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Previous Random Joke Next
Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Horror Movie Jokes More Horror Movie Jokes

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black