What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

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What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1