Horror Movie Jokes

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Blair Jokes More Blair Jokes

Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ?

Blair play !

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory