Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens