Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens