Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.