Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.