Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...