Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.