Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs