Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.