Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.