What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.