What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.