What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!