What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !