What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.