What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.