Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster. )

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.