Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language