Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.