Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

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Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.