Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.