Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.