When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.