When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste