When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary