When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments