What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay