What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Namaste.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste