How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

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What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.