How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle