How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Which do you light first?

The match

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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What tick likes to run?

Politicks

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.