How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

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Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users