How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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Where can you find alcoholic sheep?

At the BAAAAH

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

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What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim?

Nothing personal."

What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

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Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.