Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
I can sleep with a light on.
The match
An -disiac.
A nun with a spear through her head.
cos' sin tans
It became a daddy short legs !
I'm Slavic and I know it"
hit by a car.
Politicks
A condescending con descending.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.