How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.