A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!
Because they don't want a man lost!
Santa Jaws !
He was de-lighted.
Ten-tickles
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
A. They Line Down :-)
Its a chaise lounge.
because the steaks are too high.
Because the steaks are too high.
Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.