How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.