How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.