Cheapskates getting cheap skates
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Because there's nothing wong with it.
Washington C.D
A penny-farthing.
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice