Cheapskates getting cheap skates
If they're black, they can't feed a family.
They didn't...!
They use a Chopin Liszt!
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg
They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.
Omelette you figure it out