What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.