What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!