What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?

A.) An air mattress.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.