What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.