Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.