Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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A Moosical

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ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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They keep saying check, mate.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.