Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

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It's the only chance they have to mate.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.