Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho