Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.