Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!