Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"