Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls