Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.