im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
Then, fart.
Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)
Ham-burgers!
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
A dead rabbit with a big hole.
It's been nice gnawing you.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.