Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...