Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...