What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.