What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

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Elton John in a coma.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.