What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :