What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity