What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity