What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

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How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.