What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.