Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.