Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you