Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.