What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.