What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!