How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
That was dill!
They compliment each other nicely.
nobody ever compliments our back end :(
Gouda worka"
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
You look elephantastic !
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
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I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
You make me hard
Thanks, it's my special tea.
A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
No, YOU the bomb.
Because of two's compliment!
She didn't have the balls
Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."
Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.
A Gladiator
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Meet Patty"
This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"
All he had was a straw-man argument."
A joke.
No, wait.
Because he wasn't peeling very well.
You're very appealing
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Chin up pal.
I thought friendship was magic
Friendship is magic.
