How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
That was dill!
They compliment each other nicely.
nobody ever compliments our back end :(
Gouda worka"
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
You look elephantastic !
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
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I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
You make me hard
Thanks, it's my special tea.
A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
No, YOU the bomb.
Because of two's compliment!
So he could see her crack....
A smile
Gladiator.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
A: A back-handed compliment.
Summitery.
They are out standing in their field.
A farmer
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
Danke schon.
Foster Farms
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Tell Jamal to drop it
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.