How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
That was dill!
They compliment each other nicely.
nobody ever compliments our back end :(
Gouda worka"
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
You look elephantastic !
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
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I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
You make me hard
Thanks, it's my special tea.
A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
No, YOU the bomb.
Because of two's compliment!
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
because he was out standing in his field.
Receiving heads of state.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Gladiator.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
4 or 5.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.
Good point
An attornity.
You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.
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