How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
That was dill!
They compliment each other nicely.
nobody ever compliments our back end :(
Gouda worka"
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
You look elephantastic !
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
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I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
You make me hard
Thanks, it's my special tea.
A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
No, YOU the bomb.
Because of two's compliment!
So he could see her crack....
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
Because they might peel!
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
A tiger moth !
None cuz it's already lit af
The thoooperintendent.
One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Because they heard he's a web developer
He's a web developer.
because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P
Because secant even.
