How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
That was dill!
They compliment each other nicely.
nobody ever compliments our back end :(
Gouda worka"
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
You look elephantastic !
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
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I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
You make me hard
Thanks, it's my special tea.
A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
No, YOU the bomb.
Because of two's compliment!
Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
Bridget the end of the world !
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
Depends on the supply and demand curve
One.
M'lady
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Nelson Candela
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Trick question. Protesters never change anything.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
