What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!