What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East?

A Moooooslim!!

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?