Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.