Peace Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What is the opposite of peace?

is the question.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Rust Jokes More Rust Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Because it is feo

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Jerusalem Jokes More Jerusalem Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!