What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.