What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.