What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".