What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.